Hey you in the back

Should be studying...

linear-relationships:

linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

(Source: jabletown, via potentialchairs)

im-sooo-changable:

johnwartson:

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 

thank fucking god

(via potentialchairs)

baby:

m...m...

mom:

mommy?

baby:

mycaruba

awwww-cute:

I present to you my modeling guinea pig, Gertrude

awwww-cute:

I present to you my modeling guinea pig, Gertrude

(via thecutestofthecute)

animeslovenija:

Parasyte anime adaptation starts in October.

Cast

Staff:

Official site: link

(Source: mantan-web.jp, via reaill)

fehopeasant:

iforgotmydot:

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

maybe boob can be our always

*Josh voice* It’s a metaphor. METAPHOR!

fehopeasant:

iforgotmydot:

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

maybe boob can be our always

*Josh voice* It’s a metaphor. METAPHOR!

(via lordofthewincest)

doriimer:

doriimer:

Anime-like Thigh-highs from Sandysshop : 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 

please do not remove the links ~ thank you c:

(via pastafreak)

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

amused-fallen-angel:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

I think this is the most appropriate description of Cassy in a single set of photos you will ever find

Everyone in the supernatural fandom should make this their voicemail and if you get a wrong number and hear that you should leave a message

I did it

(Source: sammysnipples, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)